(Source: khanandkittens)



zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

(Source: unrellevahnt)



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farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.







Not everyone you lose is a loss.
(via suspend)

(Source: starlate)



donnacabonna:

i wonder if my first follower still follows me



relahvant:

why do things have to cost money



queefjerkey:

how many tumblr followers do you have mom

yeah that’s what i thought



augustsuwaters:

"I have nothing to wear" = “I can’t find the 5 shirts I wear under the piles of clothes I never wear but refuse to get rid of."




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gayindustrialcomplex:

fag3000:

gayindustrialcomplex:

Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

did you eat your parents

How about you mind your own business