- gurlfriend: happy fathers day
- bf: but im not a dad
- gf: :)
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OMGGGG
all of my plans for the future start out with “when i get rich”
wtf-icanrelate (via luxury-andfashion)
if you ever think English is not a shit language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry
Brock shittin on your selfie game since 1996