how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
he gave her a ring
You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.
i wonder if my first follower still follows me
why do things have to cost money
how many tumblr followers do you have mom
yeah that’s what i thought
"I have nothing to wear" = “I can’t find the 5 shirts I wear under the piles of clothes I never wear but refuse to get rid of."
Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck
did you eat your parents
How about you mind your own business